me: so you took a shower and then you heard the gun shot
witness: yes
me as a lawyer: isn’t the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you’re forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate
witness: i’m bald
theres no way this dude isnt secretly the devil
I can’t afford boomerang so I have to do it myself
Isn’t boomerang like.. free?
She can’t afford it
I can’t afford it
